Hermit Hemp Farmer

Test your skills in this fast paced action packed Farming FPS! 

You play as an old curmudgeonly hemp grower living in the mountains. How much hemp can you harvest and sell while being bombarded by Chads, Hipster Lawyers, State Inspectors, abominable plant diseases, and dudes spraying illegal pesticides?

 You start with 5 minutes and your trusty old shotgun and a pair of trim scissors. 

The object of the game is to plant hemp seeds in your greenhouse. 

Watch as the hemp grows right before your eyes! When it starts to glow, that hemp is ready to go! 

Harvest the plants then find the "Internet" laptop. Sell your hemp plants for cash and buy-

     -More Seeds!

     -4 different types of shotgun ammo 

     -3 super powerful guns-  

     -"Homies" to help you fight. 

      -Extra Time 

Plus the Bee Box, a movable box that spawns bees to attack your enemies. 

Do you have what it takes to make it to the top of the online leaderboard?

Controls-

Hermit Hemp Farmer is set up for Keyboard and Mouse control, and/or Xbox Controller connect to your computer. 

For Keyboard and Mouse-

W  S  A  D  Y  R Z C Spacebar  Mouse Mouse Button Left Mouse Button RIght Mouse Button Center Mouse Scroll Wheel P B L Ctrl Backspace 1 2 4 5 6 7	forward back  left right pickup object reload lean left  lean right jump look around fire aim switch ammo type (shotgun only) switch weapon plant seed (only on growbeds) log on to internet (at laptop) use trim station  crouch pause game quick select- trim scissors quick select- pistol quick select- shotgun quick select- sniper rifle quick select- assault rifle  quick select- super grenade launcher

XBox Controller-

Left Stick Right Stick Left Trigger Right Trigger A B X Y D-Pad Left D-Pad Right D-Pad Down Left Bumper Right Bumper Start	move around look around hold to aim fire jump plant seed, use reload pickup object  previous weapon  next weapon switch ammo pause screen

I do not have a MacOS developer license or Microsoft certification for this game. This game will alert your computer’s security protocols. Bypass these to play the game.