Hermit Hemp Farmer
A downloadable game for Windows and macOS
Test your skills in this fast paced action packed Farming FPS!
You play as an old curmudgeonly hemp grower living in the mountains. How much hemp can you harvest and sell while being bombarded by Chads, Hipster Lawyers, State Inspectors, abominable plant diseases, and dudes spraying illegal pesticides?
You start with 5 minutes and your trusty old shotgun and a pair of trim scissors.
The object of the game is to plant hemp seeds in your greenhouse.
Watch as the hemp grows right before your eyes! When it starts to glow, that hemp is ready to go!
Harvest the plants then find the "Internet" laptop. Sell your hemp plants for cash and buy-
-4 different types of shotgun ammo
-3 super powerful guns-
-"Homies" to help you fight.
Plus the Bee Box, a movable box that spawns bees to attack your enemies.
Do you have what it takes to make it to the top of the online leaderboard?
Hermit Hemp Farmer is set up for Keyboard and Mouse control, and/or Xbox Controller connect to your computer.
For Keyboard and Mouse-
Mouse Button Left
Mouse Button RIght
Mouse Button Center
Mouse Scroll Wheel
switch ammo type (shotgun only)
plant seed (only on growbeds)
log on to internet (at laptop)
use trim station
quick select- trim scissors
quick select- pistol
quick select- shotgun
quick select- sniper rifle
quick select- assault rifle
quick select- super grenade launcher
hold to aim
plant seed, use
|Tags||3D, Farming, Fast-Paced, Funny, High Score, Low-poly, Shoot 'Em Up, Short, Singleplayer, Tower Defense|
|Average session||A few minutes|
|Inputs||Keyboard, Mouse, Xbox controller|
Click download now to get access to the following files:
- Hermit Hemp Farmer - Early Release90 days ago
- Hermit Hemp Farmer v0.8.690 days ago
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